Ian Murdock

Ian Murdock used to drive a box truck full of crippling personality disorders and discretely self-sabotaging reward systems for a living, but now he operates a COMPLETELY UNREKATED, YES UNREKATED, THAT WASN’T A TYPO food truck where he sells used napkins from Whole Foods soaked in lye that he calls “fair trade savory oatmeal” for $15. Ian can be found in Seattle, Washington, where he also evades having to write sincere bios, mostly by being a little too weird to relate to, but not weird enough to be interesting. He makes up for his mediocrity by being loud, AKA you’ll still be able to hear him in the bathroom. Sorry.

Seattle, WA